puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.

Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.

by trotter April 24, 2017

White water rafting

It's like motor boating a girls boobs except instead of moving your head side to side, you head butt her vigorously.

Girl 1: "Hey so how are you and Nate doing?"
Girl 2: "Oh last night he tried this new thing with me called white water rafting."

by MidnightH October 23, 2017

Daddy’s Wallet Racing

When you have a fast car or modified car that you like to race and talk trash, but no job or way to pay for it so your parents pay for all your modifications.

Man, Mike’s car is pretty fast!

Yeah, but he’s DWR, he’s daddy’s wallet racing!

by BlackBeau June 13, 2019

The dog is raping the cat

The dog is raping the cat is a military term that stands for the situation is fucked.

Sir! The dog is raping the cat!

by Henry Adam’s May 30, 2021

WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!

As seen in Maimy's Fatality With Lyrics.

Fatal: WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!
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by XDistortedEntity666X January 29, 2023

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

The second greatest game ever (first being Shaq-Fu)

Big Rigs is the second greatest game ever.

by ROA January 20, 2004

The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster

When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.

Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"

by Jason Haliwell and Katreena Hellfire August 19, 2006