by You’ve been Gregg’d December 04, 2021
A kid in class who tries to trip everyone as they walk by and laughs uncontrollably whether they succeed or not.
by bredanrose January 06, 2017
by Long Slong Bong Long February 16, 2018
When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???
Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....
Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....
Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
by Femoralslasher December 08, 2014
(Pronounced: FAR-tin row-ziss)
1) When you let out a stream of small farts that don’t smell even a little bit but can be either silent, partially silent, or sound like a playing card flickering against the spokes of a bicycle.
2) When you are winning at something trivial, like beating a guy off the line at a green light only to stop 100 feet later at the next red light.
1) When you let out a stream of small farts that don’t smell even a little bit but can be either silent, partially silent, or sound like a playing card flickering against the spokes of a bicycle.
2) When you are winning at something trivial, like beating a guy off the line at a green light only to stop 100 feet later at the next red light.
One: “I think I can take this guy, my car’s got more horsepower.”
Two: “ironically, I have gas, so we’re both fartin roses.”
One: “you sick fuck!”
Two: “ironically, I have gas, so we’re both fartin roses.”
One: “you sick fuck!”
by Ken1plus2 January 31, 2018
A bitch who is hella thick got that fat ass. Loves her self some Jesus cock. Loves do nows. Her dads dead. But she will call you daddy. So go fuck her but make sure to bring your bible
emillee rose likes kittys
by Mia khalifia May 22, 2019