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Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.
Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023
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doing a rod

man rod is doing a rod again,
by noddingrod July 1, 2016
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std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.
girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
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Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.
Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.
by Dad is looking January 26, 2020
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Drench Rod

The end result of double drenching. Usually a high amount of this object shows higher status.
"Should we invite Paul to our Party?"
"No way! He only has one drench rod!"
by TheDrencher January 17, 2025
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Rod Eiron

A guy who is cool and gets girls.
"Hey Rod Eiron is a cool guy!"

'Yeah he is!"
by Internet cookies February 16, 2022
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rod

Jeff: What's wrong dude?

Dude: Bro I got a rod.
by ✨Suck_ur_nan_emilia✨ March 29, 2022
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