READERS

some police funded assholes walking around your town, spying on text messages through electronic reading devices.

you can spot readers by seeing a random guy (or gal) walking around town with a cell phone or handheld device and they stop in the middle of their walk and wave their electronic device in the air like they lost a signal or something----this happens when they are reading a person who is onto them and has the insight to take out their battery.

by gmoneyfunkybrewster March 27, 2010

I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

Same as saying, "I feel you."

Cool Person A: "So then, I told the guy that there was no way I would ever consider his lame-ass job, you know?"

Cooler Person B: "Yeah, man. I'm riding that train, reading that book. . ."

by InThaNo August 3, 2007

single and ready to fingle

you're single, you're horny,and you're looking for some action.

(i.e. "single and ready to mingle" so "single and ready to fingle")

tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"

by rastabro March 25, 2009

Reading

rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers

Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.

by JRuby January 15, 2006

Reading

A music festival. Meny people with a similar taste in music meet up, sleep in tents, have a drink, and have a good time. Its nice :)

Reading festival is a good time!!

by YIP87 August 4, 2009

Cocked Locked and Ready to Rock

A loaded gun with ammunition or a round in the chamber of the weapon that is cocked and hammer locked (if single action) or ready to be fired by simply pulling the trigger.

Often a carry handgun with a loaded magazine that has been cocked locked and ready to rock. It is ready to fire. If a single action pistol the hammer has been cocked back and locked in place. Only the trigger must be depressed to fire the weapon.

by Steve2312002 January 25, 2009

box reader

Someone who falsly represents themself as a technological authority by using trendy buzz-words he or she read on the backs of modem boxes at Wal-Mart.

#hackersHideaway
<BO2KUSR>Man, I really pipeline burst attacked that guy a few minutes ago over my SLIP 300BAUD-T4 connection to his telnet.

<AOLsiPWNM3>Whoa, cool. How did you do that? I heard he had 512 bit IP address encryption with smurf spoof.

<@g0d>STFU yuo fsckin' box readers!

by Zor Prime December 2, 2003