raiders

1. The favorite professional football team of illegal aliens and criminals everywhere.
2. A Majoirty of Radiers fans have never even played organized sports at anytime in their lives. These are fans who didn't even play sports in high school because they dropped out or attended "escuela" south of the border. The most unknowledgable sports fans in the world-freakin retard non-jocks!! Want to solve the illegal alien problem--close the gates to during a Raiders game and run an ICE sweep.

I went to a Raiders game two weeks ago and barely heard English being spoken, and talk about thugs, criminals, and drug dealers!! If you quized the fans of every pro football team regarding the rules of football and whether they, as fans, ever played organized football-the Raiders fans would rank at the bottom. I've never seen so many insecure overcompensating males. Read up on Frued's theories on compensatation.

by Conservative in San Fran-Freako November 8, 2008

Japanese Rain Goggles

When a girl is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and wished you had a pair of goggles.

Two And A Half Men:

Charlie: Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese rain goggles?

Alan: I've never even heard of that

Charlie: Neither had I until last night, and now I don't know how i'd ever live without them

by Pista November 26, 2010

raiders

A team with fans who started liking the Raiders just because they had nice uniforms.

Thanks to Joe, Steve, Jerry, and Ronnie. Fuck the Raiders.

49ers Super Bowl wins: 5
Raiders Super Bowl wins: 3

HA, bitches. And don't think you'll ever win again while old grandpa Al is still around. You'll come close again someday, but you'll never get it again as long as that old Hitler-worshipper is in control.

by #80 December 15, 2004

Rain on Me

What a flaming homosexual would say to imply that they want a facial after a lengthy period of giving head. The slang term was adopted by Italian gay icons Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande with the release of their single 'Rain On Me' and their official Instagram filter, which places droplets of cum onto the faces of those who use it.

I was sucking his dick for so long that it felt like I was gonna throw up. I just let him rain on me since I definitely couldn't have swallowed that load!

by RedOctagonStopThat May 21, 2020

Rain Dandruff

At first glance it appears to be glistening flakes of dandruff, upon closer inspection they are just large droplets of rain hugging the hair from a steady downpour.

What is that stuff in your hair?

Oh....

I thought you had a bad case of lice. I guess its just rain dandruff.

by Jarrod Corbett April 4, 2008

assid rain

contaminated shit that rains from your ass with possible spicey, stinging and/or staining properties.

The flowers wilted in the bathroom after my assid rain dump.

by sheepyone January 14, 2009

change the oil in the rain

n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.

v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.

Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.

Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?

Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.

by housenog September 27, 2011