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titty-queef

A titty-queef, or tittie-queef, or TQ, is the act of expelling air from between or under one or both titties due to flapping against the chest during a sexual act.
Guy: "Yo, gurl, did you just titty-queef?"
Gurl: "No, I just normal queefed."
by meowforfuckssake October 21, 2014
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Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.
Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef
by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013
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Flaming Queef

the act of using an aerosol can to fill a woman's vagina with gas and lighting it on fire as she queefs out the gas.
Don't try a flaming queef, you will actually bomb your pussy.
by cherrybizomb December 12, 2016
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Sonic Queef

A extremely wet queef which breaks the sound barrier
Example: Man 1: Yo what was the sound last night?
Man 2: My girlfriend sonic queefed while we were fucking, sorry bro.
by John Willcox December 15, 2016
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cinammon queef

When you're going down on her and she's so fucking dry, you choke and cough out dust!
She was so fucking fucking dry I coughed up a cinammon queef!
by vette376 December 17, 2016
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facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.
Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!
by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016
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Hummingbird Queef

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts
Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.
by Dirk217 October 23, 2018
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