Queef wave

"Sometimes it may sound like a fifty cent piece being dropped into a day old pav..."

Has also been recorded sounding like the last coffee in a broken percolator...

"May sometimes sound like that naughty little pig being chased by an annoyed farmer...sounded like a queef wave"

by Strayawise March 26, 2022

Queef Coating

The gender version of "whitewashing", where you take a perfectly good film and completely ruin it by making all the male cast members female for the sake of progress.

I used to love Ghostbusters until it was dipped in queef coating. Ruined my childhood.

by Odd_James June 27, 2019

surrogate queef

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.

Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective

by QueefLord April 19, 2016

Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.

Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.

by q&r June 5, 2021

Queef Muffler

see "porn stash" for similar meaning.

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?

by Dick davis March 7, 2014

Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.

Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023

queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.

I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?

by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018