Pumpkin

The action of masturbating while taking a shit

Matt went to the bathroom to pumpkin it up

by Profilenotfound January 6, 2021

Pumpkin (name)

A round, orange girl, usually a pitcher, that plays softball. Hates people that make fun of her name, and gives the 'evil eye,' to anyone who 'disses,' her team. This name was given by the girl's softball team, and is highly humorous to anyone who doesn't know her.

"Go Pumpkin (name)!" Gina shouted, mocking the round, orange girl's nickname.

"Ya'll is rawnchy," Pumpkin replied, throwing an evil glare at Gina.

by brilynrosalie July 6, 2009

Brown Pumpkin

When you stick your fingers up your ass and make someone smell it while fucking their dad

Abi gives Wrett a brown pumpkin

by John Jamie December 20, 2022

pumpkin pressure

Being pressured to change your twitter profile to match a Halloween theme

In October the pumpkin pressure is really annoying

by jh5g April 19, 2018

pumpkin sauce

A term used by crack heads when they have been places

Holy pumpkin sauce kelly

by Pumpkin sauce November 9, 2017

pumpkin

the shittiest most shitty shitter out there, pumpkins are (lowkey funny) bullies who will fuck your dog and leave you heartbroken

person a: ew is that pumpkin? such a bitch
person b: i would never want to be friends with a pumpkin

by Alexoncearmy December 27, 2022

Pennsylvania Pumpkin

When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.

"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT

by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010