poon punisher

A person who is the master of pussy

My girlfriend told me I was her lifetime poon punisher

by Superchill38 April 8, 2016

Poon Pounder

A man who kills all the vagina in the neighborhood. They usually originate from Hollywood and have hog balls. Don't leave your wife alone for the weekend if you have a poon pounder in the area. They can be very persuasive.

George: Hey that Kevin guy is surrounded by 20 hot chics!
Jose: I know, he's a real poon pounder!

by fricking sweet as person August 8, 2016

Poonami

Definition: Poonami is the Unexpected flow of poo during a Colonoscopy when a patient doesn't understand the meaning of no solid foods for 24 hours.

Staff declared a category 4 poonami after the flow factor exceeded the bed and reached the floor.

by myrjl June 28, 2016

Poon deaf

When you're so hard up for poon, you don't hear what they say, just agree.

Man, dylan was so poon deaf, joss said she wanted something serious and he agreed just to get laid.

by Boogie Cuz February 21, 2017

Poonami

When you have a bowel movement so large and loose it is like a tsunami of poo.

David had a poonami so large it flooded the toilet.

by Codebrown March 31, 2017

poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period

Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire

by Erusll October 2, 2017

Poon dem ting

They come from the monotheistic religion, founded in the Punjab c1500. Usually come from India Punjab. Call themselves punjabi. They have very bad body odor blended with onions. You can find loads of them at local colleges such as Sheridan.

Yo, It's a Poon dem ting Dawg.

Yo I see a fuckin poon coming my way.

by Cannypunjabda October 31, 2017