Premature ehappylation

Getting overly excited about something before knowing the outcome.

Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

Presman

Dumb little chucklefuck that is most likely hiding their problems behind a facade of racism and homophobia. They're also most likely gay but very, VERY closeted.

He's such a fucking Presman

by Gojolover69 March 13, 2024

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Which is ineunda or insulinated

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by anonymous March 17, 2024

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Which is ineunda or insulinated

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by anonymous March 17, 2024

Premabaked

Premabaked is a sexy viking who smokes Odin's cabbage and gets shmickity shmacked

"I love that sexy motherfucker Premabaked, but i hate him for getting all the bitches"

by thatyoinkysploinky May 13, 2024

premarital intercourse

putting the outtie in the innie

I had premarital intercourse by putting my outtie in her innie

by chronchie June 22, 2024

Premarital sex

putting an outtie in an innie or vice versa before marriage

I had premarital sex by putting my outtie in her innie

by chronchie June 22, 2024