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Maintenance Poke

To Facebook Poke a guy or girl you have in mind for a possible date or relationship in the future. You may not have enough contact or conversation to do more at this stage.
I was poking her for months before we eventually hooked up. you know i maintenance poked. -Maintenance poke
by sbfacepoker May 28, 2012
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French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.
Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!
by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011
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poking the ham

1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.
You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.
by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe March 3, 2011
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pinky poke

When Skyler's mom and Kathy poke each others privates with their pinkies
My mom and Kathy pinky poke each other
by pinky finger August 14, 2011
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Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011
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Pokeative

the quality of being someone who pokes alot on facebook or something
you are pokeative
by Cato_Ping October 24, 2011
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Flanagan poking

The famous flanagan poke is often seen as an innocent hello to the untrained eye when in fact it is something much more underhand. It is a signal of sexual intent and it basically means she wants to ravage your naked body. Poking back is like a contract agreement, promising flanagan that she can get her dirty scouse hands on you.
When an innocent girl say Nicola is attacked without even realising it is an example of a flanagan poking
by davids33 November 14, 2011
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