Poke and Revoke

The act of having sex with a woman, followed by cutting off all contact.

Guy 1: "I totally poke and revoke'd Gabriela."
Guy 2: "Better hope you don't run into her."

by Rail and Bail March 15, 2014

Cheeky jaimee poke

Cumming on the bridge of your nose so you can’t see then farting in your mouth just for fun

I’ll cheeky Jamiee poke ya dad if you’re not careful mate. Wallop cheeky jaimee poke

by Mangletooth1 March 9, 2024

Tuna Poke

Slapped directly in the face with a pussy.

If you don't shut up I'll tuna poke the shit out of you!

by TuckN'Roll October 26, 2018

Belly poke

To have sex with a penis inside of a bellybutton.

His penis was so small, he tried for a belly poke instead.

by James Gresham November 13, 2023

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.

I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018