forehead parking

Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.

"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"

by Christoph joshisgayington January 16, 2017

easthampstead park

A school in england in the county birkshire, bracknell. It is the worst school in Bracknell and is filled with ugly orange chavs and clapped roadmen. The teachers don’t know how to do their job and they say the n word. This school smells like utter shit but the cafeteria food bangs. Honestly don’t send your children here they will become your worst nightmare or they will just wanna commit suicide. It’s complete utter shit and no one likes this school. Clownery

“ do you know about that school called Easthampstead park?”

“Yeah I heard it’s utter shit”

by lovelypeaches103 March 6, 2020

parking party

(n.) an event for people looking to have a human connection with others without the need to gather outside of their cars. Usually large groups park their vehicles in the same area and listen to the same radio station. It can be as interactive as the attendees are comfortable with.

Going to Jerron’s parking party tonight? I’d go just to show off my new woofer.

by LuckyNumberC May 30, 2020

Portuguese Parking

When a person parks a car so it is obnoxiously not in the lines.

"Look at that guy portuguese parking! Damn, he's getting a ticket!"

by Kidasha July 11, 2012

Daniel Parkes

A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.

Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?

I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!

I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!

by The Russler650 May 28, 2012

quad-parked

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).

Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.

by kitty_lover111 November 30, 2011

shelf park

(verb) To shelf park is to perform the practice of placing a space-consuming item (usually one that can be situated there for a justifiably significant amount of time such as a jug of milk or a box of beer) on a refrigerator shelf for the purpose of securing capacity for a potential future space-consuming food product to occupy.

A: Why is John's six pack still sitting in the refrigerator's bottom shelf corner?
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.

by Trubol October 31, 2011