parentnoia 

What a control freak suffers from

Boy:You know I love you honey!
Girl:Yeah baibie...you are all parentnoia over me.

parentnoia by Lolla July 21, 2005

Parenthesis 

Half an ounce, usually of marijuana. Derived from the "O" which stands for an Ounce, if taken in half a "(" parenthesis is formed.

"So put the parenthesis here?"
"Yeah"
"Aight Thanks"

Parenthesis by ajj0017 December 19, 2014

parental guidance 

The act of two lovers having sex on their parent's bed.

"we safe sex under parental guidance"

parental guidance by Maithrui October 6, 2004

parentheses

a woman's sexual organ. ()

parentheses: 8==D ()

parentheses by kozsmack January 14, 2011

parent abuse 

when a child is beating his mother or father

(Dad)"I'm sorry that i didn't buy more cookies for you"
(Son)" You better be sorry, your gonna get your ass whooped so hard "
(Dad)" Nooooooooooo"
(Son " parent abuse haha"

parent abuse by The booty master 9000 February 24, 2017

bad parent 

abandoning/neglecting your drink.
Bad parents leave wounded soldiers

He opened up a beer but left it in the other room. He's being a bad parent

bad parent by alphahooker March 11, 2008

parentnoia 

parentnoia

The legitimate fear that aprents have about the filthy anti-AMERICAN in the white house seeing to it that their children will be spied upon for a draft and sent to the middle east to be murdered for the creep's power, oil & megalomania.
The bext example is the truth about what has happened since the punk stole the white house.

"So many of my friends' sons & daughters have been murdered becayse of this liar that, I have parentnoia about what they about my little toddlers so they can force them into their invented war."

parentnoia by REAL AMERICAN July 10, 2005