parentheses

things you can add around a number to indicate messages.

Lol who else has (0) in their inbox?

put those fine parentheses around a number like a great big hug. one you're not getting from any of your friends and/or followers/fans.

parentheses by v0ld3m0rt December 31, 2010

parentnoia 

What a control freak suffers from

Boy:You know I love you honey!
Girl:Yeah baibie...you are all parentnoia over me.

parentnoia by Lolla July 21, 2005

Parenthesis 

Half an ounce, usually of marijuana. Derived from the "O" which stands for an Ounce, if taken in half a "(" parenthesis is formed.

"So put the parenthesis here?"
"Yeah"
"Aight Thanks"

Parenthesis by ajj0017 December 19, 2014

parental guidance 

The act of two lovers having sex on their parent's bed.

"we safe sex under parental guidance"

parental guidance by Maithrui October 6, 2004

parentheses

a woman's sexual organ. ()

parentheses: 8==D ()

parentheses by kozsmack January 14, 2011

parent abuse 

when a child is beating his mother or father

(Dad)"I'm sorry that i didn't buy more cookies for you"
(Son)" You better be sorry, your gonna get your ass whooped so hard "
(Dad)" Nooooooooooo"
(Son " parent abuse haha"

parent abuse by The booty master 9000 February 24, 2017

bad parent 

abandoning/neglecting your drink.
Bad parents leave wounded soldiers

He opened up a beer but left it in the other room. He's being a bad parent

bad parent by alphahooker March 11, 2008