Parker

The smallest "city" in the united states... with a lovely population made up of mostly a family that had 16 kids. It used to have a pool till the city couldnt afford it anymore. It also had a movie theatre in like the 50's. It is home to a grocery store that is over priced and the food is expired.

In between Foxburg and Bruin lies Parker

by FaTTy2010 May 11, 2009

Peter Parker

A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.

Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!

by Dr. Roger Hans, urologist May 30, 2006

shit packer

A person (usually male) who is preparing to receive anal sex. This person is deliberately abstaining from defecation so that his or her bowels will be full of human excrement. In this manner, the man who will be giving anal sex will end up with fecal matter on his penis.

Stop being such a shit packer.

by smither of dicks May 9, 2008

wallet packer

The bull dike in a lesbian relationship.

That wallet packer has the balls in that relationship.

by rokhard November 25, 2005

Go Packers

a phrase that is said when you clearly do not give a fuck.
can be used instead of saying "i dont give a fuck" or "0 fucks"

craig: i just quit my job for no reason. go packers

by craig brownage September 13, 2011

Fudge packer

To be annoying and play shitty songs to the public. To stalk others and not leave them alone. A bipolar, reptarded, farf. A homosexual human being that has no life.

That Suave guy is such a fudge packer, he won't leave us alone!
Suave is a fudge packer, it makes me want to farf on him and make him sniff hobos' butts.

by Ewella February 9, 2012

fudge-packer

When someone, usually a gay male, shoves their stankin' ass dick up another persons's ass, and that person takes a shit and forces the dick out then it comes right back in. Think of it as when a prairie dog sticks it's head in and out of a hole in a fence.

Jeff was a sick gay fudgepacker, he shoved his pimply dick up Dan's ass and he took a shit and forced Jeff's dick out. Gay asses^

by FUDGEPACKERS SUCK BALLS! LITERALLY! March 19, 2004