Double Inverted Moon Pickle

A game where one lays upside-down, naked, with their ass hanging in the air and they try to make a pickle do flips into their asshole. Each successful flip lands the person a point if the pickle successfully makes it into the persons anal cavity.

Dude I just walked in the room and I saw John giving himself the double inverted moon pickle. He said he already had 30 points!

by Karl Michael Garrett December 15, 2008

dirty pickle

while a man is getting a blow job, he inserts his penis so far up his companions throat that they throw up on it.

my girlfriend was giving me a blow job yesterday and i went so deep in her mouth she gave me a dirty pickle.

by pimpster12 January 21, 2011

packer

For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.

Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".

by Sally Griffin September 14, 2008

Packers Suck

The Green Bay Packers professional football team is an abomination of human endeavor that has sucked, sucks presently, and will continue to suck for all eternity.

9-10-2006: Chicago Bears 26, Green Bay Packers 0. Packers suck.
12-25-2005: Chicago Bears 24, Green Bay Packers 17. Packers suck.
12-4-2005: Chicago Bears 19, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
12-7-1980: Chicago Bears 61, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
et cetera, et cetera...

by Brandon P October 6, 2006

Pickle Fuck Face

adj. Somebody who is incompetent and ignorant. In other words a total fucking retard.

Tom, you're such a Pickle Fuck Face.

by CAMMYdoodles January 17, 2009

pickled tink

A <spoonerism> for the phrase "tickled pink"

Usually this happens by accident, particularly if you're speaking fast.

Shirley was so excited at the birth of her baby she told her husband she was pickled tink instead of tickled pink.

by lj76 June 9, 2009

Pickle Penis

1.) When you're penis is the size of a pickle.

2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.

3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.

1.) Did you see Brett's dick? Its so small, like a Pickle Penis.

2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.

3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.

by Krinkly Pingas July 6, 2009