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Pan-Africoon

A Black individual who aggressively attributes all aspects of Black identity and history to slavery or Africa, often while subconsciously praising white supremacy. They typically engage in online arguments with Afro-Indigenous American Indians or foundational Black Americans (FBAs), not out of sincere belief, but for validation and brownie points from non-Black groups.

Traits include:
– Dismissing or erasing Black American accomplishments by attributing them to Africa.
– Preaching about self-love while being married to white partners and deflecting critique.
– Promoting the slave ship narrative despite lacking recent African ancestry or tribal ties.
– Ignoring the existence of dark-skinned, curly-haired Indigenous peoples around the world.
– Stirring division within Black communities under the guise of Pan-Africanism.
– Loudly proclaiming “We from Africa!” but never making the move themselves.
– Tapping into performative “unity” while tap dancing for non-Black approval.
– Frequently engaging in CIA chimp chatter: useless debates, distractions, and circular arguments meant to derail Black American discourse and keep the people mentally colonized.
Man I don’t pay attention to Bonnet Boss on TikTok her Filipino ass a Pan-Africoon. Don’t let me get started with Port City, them niggas do everything but move to Africa.
by NIGGoku July 21, 2025
mugGet the Pan-Africoonmug.

Poor Snowy Pan

When my friend has a complete mental breakdown and types this instead of, ‘personally pan.’ After she terribly tries to explain why saying homophobic and transphobic things is ok knowing now that I’m gender queer and lesbian.
Yeah but I tend to be sensitive about those things.”
“Yeah, me too I tend to make those kind of jokes though because I am poor snowy pan.”
by Conehead4Life&Ever September 26, 2025
mugGet the Poor Snowy Panmug.

ur papa pans

An insult slightly more offensive then ur dad lesbian. Although it is not as offensive as ur granny tranny. This isult should only be used as a last resort if not u could be another ur granny tranny victim.
Robert: ur mum gay
James: no u
Robert: ur dad lesbian

James: ur papa pans

Robert: ur granny tranny

James: *blackhole forms in ass succing James instantly to hell*
by Me. I am always right March 12, 2018
mugGet the ur papa pansmug.

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020
mugGet the Pan the river but I ain't opening a minemug.

Pan Outan

Pan Outan is a group of people who support their role model with the best love. And hoping they will be Pan Out fans that Pan Out together with their idols and also with their friends and live happily ever after.
We would like to join Pan Outan so we can Pan Out too ❤️
by sobathalumenujunyata November 22, 2021
mugGet the Pan Outanmug.

only pans

A girl that cooks things and makes cute and sexual comments as she cooks
Harold:dude have you seen susividal on instagram she does an excellent only pans show.
Walter:is she hot.
Harold:fuck yes dude
by THEWORSTSELLOUT December 13, 2024
mugGet the only pansmug.

Pan without the cake

A Pansexual that has no ass
Damn im such a Pan without the cake
by 404cisnotfound May 13, 2022
mugGet the Pan without the cakemug.

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