Heavy Balls

When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm

It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.

by Hondipo January 24, 2019

Balls to Buttcheeks

A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.

" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."

by Archibald M.W. Pinchback February 19, 2012

Hoppy Ball

When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.

Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!

by Scopey January 14, 2011

fluxsys balls

Blue balls x10

friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?

friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months

friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!

by flardy December 01, 2019

dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much

I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls

by ste w October 29, 2013

shadow balling

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.

Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?

by Steel Can March 25, 2016

Devil's Balls

When you open up the oven to check on your food and get blasted with the hot air from inside.
Like a slap in the face from the balls of the devil.

"Careful when you open the oven! You'll get the Devil's Balls!"

"Ah!"
"What happened?"
"Just got hit with the Devil's Balls while looking at the pizzas."

by tenkunsfw November 08, 2019