oil hand

Typically a person with a bigger than life personality. One who is Stronger, faster and better at everything. You don't have to work in the oil field to be a hand. They are everywhere!

Oil hand! why are your jeans tucked inside your boots?!

Oil hand! why do your Truck tires cost more than the truck?!

Oil Hand! you are Loud and very proud

by Bamafan December 19, 2013

boohoo oil

Commonly used lubricant used during anal sex

"She was down for anal but I didn't have any boohoo oil bruh"

by Bag of Dongers February 8, 2015

Oil this

Oil this means u are putting lub on ur dick before sex

Caroline oiled this dick rlly well

Oil this means u are putting lub on ur dick before sex

by Caroline1010 July 28, 2016

Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

James' Root Oil

Breakfast of champions

Nobody wants James' Root Oil.

by An Alside Employee December 10, 2016

Bp oil spill

Doing anal and they take a shit on your dick. (Back pussy oil spill)

We were fucking and there was a bp oil spill.

by Eodgary November 7, 2015

Oil reserve

1.small sections where oil is extracted

2. A man's big cock

1. We just made another oil reserve
2. I need to drink milk before I run out of oil in my oil reserve.

by ZCdsac saf January 31, 2016