Office Quarantine

When any office colleague because of some or other reason keeping themselves little isolated from other colleagues.

Seems you are on office quarantine and keeping yourself isolated from others?

by DrShan February 15, 2022

Officer

Those annoying ass guys that pull you over for speeding

No officer, I did not rape those 30 innocent children and then proceeded to hide them in my basement

by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021

office code

A specific hand gesture used to signify your wish to rapidly 'pump' or 'enter' your work colleagues vaginal/anal region.

John: hey, wanna see the new office code i made?
Irene: what does it mean?
John: it means your gonna bleed.

by wondermyke December 10, 2013

Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?

What would you do if you had an office? Would you let a bunch of people you didnt know, didnt know you, and who you didnt give a fuck about take it from you?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.

I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.

by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025

chief academic officer

The Chief Academic Officer (CAO) is responsible for both sustaining and improving the culture of high academic excellence in all District schools. The CAO has primary authority and accountability to implement a vertically aligned curriculum and assessment system, instruction, research and supporting services.

Our aim is to address the needs of low-performing students that are struggling," said Rhonda Hawksford the chief academic officer for the Lee County schools.

by dirtybootsandmessyhair February 28, 2023

office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.

Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.

by Lollipopxxx October 20, 2017