Office Bunny

A person, typically a woman or feminine presenting, who is hired in an office enviroment solely based on their how pleasing appearance is rather then skill or effort.

It's so unfair Jenny got this job before us, everyone knows she's just the office bunny.

by Cinderblockets November 1, 2023

Office

Jim: Question:What kind of bear is best?
Dwight:Thats a ridiculous question.
Jim:False.Black bear
Dwight:Thats debatable.There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact:Bears eat beets.
Jim:Bears.Beets.Battlestar Galactica
Dwight:Bears do not-What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim to the audience:Last week I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses. Uh.Four dollars.And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble,and thats a grand total of... eleven dollars
Dwight:You know what?Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery,so I thank you.
Dwight:IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!
Dwight:MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
Jim:MICHAEL!
Dwight:Oh,thats funny.MICHAEL!

Office:Office is big funny with big jokes

by SansUndertale.com.69 June 19, 2020

Officer D

"Officer D" is short for "Officer Dickhead". Commonly used by punks, skaters, and other "fuzz haters", for a cop being an ass.

Officer D. has been seen in a few things, including the THPS serise (Tony Hawk Pro Skater), one even having a unlockable character named Officer D. The same officer can be seen in Tampa of THUG.

"Oh look, its officer D."

by Kamoku December 5, 2007

Chief Diversity Officer

A job to be a black person

Chief Diversity Officers are useless

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 30, 2023

the office he held

To be dominant over other.
To have a power that sets you higher.

the clothes was wonderful quality that became invisible to any one who was unfit for the office he held, or was incorrigibly stupid.

by abekatten April 4, 2018

OFFICER DAVID

OFFICER DAVID This means that nigga wanna be a cop so bad you sorry ash.

Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

Delusional Office

Used to describe an area with known hazardous materials causing hallucinations of imaginary entities, often a large building of sorts. Can also be used as a casual descriptor of a liminal space.

"Damn, all these yellow walls and fluorescent lights sure make this look like a Delusional Office."

by CHASER-015 December 24, 2024