officer jawdrop

prettiest officer ever harrassed by billie holliday

"OFFICER JAWDROP, is the finest officer"

by dooodooooo June 3, 2023

Officer H. PRATT

Nigga in LS who's about to rip your ass up if u try him. He usually hangs with T. Faubourg. Words on street is that he took so many drugs and dracos from every nigga around LS, he doesn’t even declare them anymore.

Random nigga on Iddlewood : Keep yo choppa safe, officer H. Pratt finna take em from you.

by shitforeal May 25, 2020

Police officer

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

by Police cop dog January 27, 2023

The Office

The Office is an American TV Show first airing on March 24, 2005 and ending on May 16, 2013. Actors for the show include, Steve Carell, John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson, Creed Bratton, Jenna Fischer, and others. Writers for the show include Mindy Kaling, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels, Ricky Gervais, Ryan Koh, Daniel Chun, Lee Eisenberg, and Gene Stupnitsky. The main character is named Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and he is the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. Others working in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch include, Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson), Jim Halpert (John Krasinski), Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer), Kelly Kapoor (Mindy Kaling), Kevin Malone (Brain Baumgartner), Angela Martin (Angela Kinsey), Creed Bratton as himself, and other workers in the Scranton branch.

"I'm watching The Office!"

"This isn't 2006, though!"

by saturn_ January 13, 2021

documents storage officer

A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work

Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer

Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience

by charleyfarley August 25, 2010

officeness

A conjunction of NBC's The Office and the word awesomeness. Easily used since The Office and awesome are synonymous.

Dude, isn't the Office premiering in two weeks? That is pure officeness.

by Sara McGillicutty October 28, 2008

Sole Speaking Officer Rule

Sole Speaking Officer Rules are common sense policing reforms that require that only one police officer present at an encounter with a suspect be allowed to give orders to that suspect. This is particularly important to limit the escalation of tense police encounters where a suspect struggles with trying to comply with contradictory commands shouted at him by multiple officers. If you watch recorded encounters between debilitated and scared suspects and law enforcement, a trend you will often see is one where several officers respond, each shouting orders at the suspect, (often when pointing firearms at them) that conflict with each other. Sole Speaking Officer Rules seek to reduce injury and death by requiring that law enforcement conduct themselves in a more professional manner that does not frustrate and confuse suspects that are willing to comply.

We need Sole Speaking Officer Rules adopted by more police departments.

by Sole Speaking Officer October 31, 2023