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The Odourless Man

A being of unknowingly immense power, he leaves no footprints in the sand as he traverses the astral planes seeking out wisdom.

Some have said the surface of his head harbours the lowest coefficient of drag ever to be recorded and that he whispers to marsupials during the low light of mid spring.

The knowing of his existence is only because he allows it… as I write this passage the memories of his being become faint … he is sacred
Jack: ‘What was that over there

Brian: ‘could have been the odourless man’
Jack: ‘I’ve heard he leaves no footprints in the sand
by WizzardPoonMagnet January 28, 2021
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USB odds

The probability of any given event resulting in a positive outcome constrained by the odds of initial USB plug insertion; which should be fifty percent, but in reality is closer to zero.
So, do you think we'll win the lottery this draw?
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.
by YAWA December 31, 2021
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Odd Ode oder Odin odi odb Oda odessa Odyssey oden

Carp Odr

The carp odr is a place where lovers go to meet. It is used as a place to skate but also suck and fuck.

Only the hottest girls are allowed to go there.

IFLY💍❤️
The pickles overlapped at the CARP ODR😉
by Fynn💔 February 8, 2022
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Landen Odegard

usually referred to as big dick Landen with a dick bigger than the Eiffel tower measures up to 178 feet tall the women are all over him he cant not pick up women he tries his best but as soon as they look him up and down there in love the women use his nickname his buddy's refer to him as the rizzler, rizzlord, rizzly bear, adolf rizzler
"woah your dick is massive who are you Landen odegard" or "holy moly that is one massive cock holy moly are your parents blue whales" or "I wish I had the genes of Landen odegard I have no women I have negative rizz"
by dig bick Landen April 25, 2023
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Tanking for Oden

To slowly stop and shut down any action, task, or goal that you and or a group may be performing.
1. 2006-2007 Boston Celtics

2. Jeff: Bill's been slacking off a lot at work lately.

Fernando: He must be tanking for oden.
by Jake Baroni March 21, 2008
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World Cup Odyssey

A big family. You can tell you are talking to an Odyssey kid when they type sentences but capitalize the letter O, sO yOu knOw where they cheer. This team is always a crowd pleaser and always fun to watch.
hurry World Cup Odyssey will be on soon, we have to watch them
by cheerki234 July 23, 2012
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O.D.S.

(Verb) Open-door Shitting
OMG, this girl I hooked up with for the first time tonight totally O.D.S.'ed me!
by Louie-Louie May 20, 2016
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