nothing important

When you were probably doing something important but you don’t want someone to know what it was

Person 1: What were you doing at jimmys house yesterday

Person 2: nothing important

by Iuseshampoo3timesayear January 8, 2025

Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.

Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*

by Hawkbone January 20, 2025

Nothing Burger

When something happened or exists but lacks substance and interest

That lecture was a whole bunch of nothing burger

by fairyofhelen January 27, 2026

Nothing is void

Nothing is void. That isn't an excuse when you do it to other people. You must continue to build once you've started and you only get the one version.

Hym Iam "Nothing is void. Neither contract is void. I don't care if God himself came down and lied to your face about whether or not you are beholden to the contract (and that's what it would have to do for it to say you're not beholden to the contract) the contract stands until I say otherwise."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2026

Nothing

Nothing else.

Person 1: ...I have nothing to say.
Person 2: Same.

by TheWordSnake February 16, 2025

Nothing

The only thing that ever happens

Josh:nothing ever happens
1000 people simultaneously:correct

by Doge ultima February 24, 2025

nothing interesting here

nothing interesting here too :))))

nothing interesting here three :)))))))))))

by nothing interesting here zero March 11, 2025