noob

phrase coined by "L337" "gamers" who find it somehow incredibly annoying to be put into a multiplayer situation with anyone who has any kind of lack of knowledge about the game in question.

example 1:
"l33t" guy: dood this guy is so bad, hes gotta be a n00b

example 2:
"noob" : where is the grocery store in this level?
"l33t" guy: dude ur a noob it's over there OR: dude this guy is a noob I'm going to a different server

example 3:
"noob": dude how do you shoot?
"l33t" guy: dude F*** this game I don't want to play with this n00b

by ...!... June 22, 2010

noob

A person who is new and bad at something. Often used in online video games.

Ahh man you suck you noob

by D3r3k May 17, 2005

noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.

woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!

by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010

noob

michael desir.

Michael Desir is a noob. Yo.

by Young Shasta November 30, 2009

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

noob nugget

1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.

Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nugget
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it

by 02Sombra March 2, 2010

Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations

"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"

by vert343 September 16, 2018