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bass

when a large person wears a short skirt without panties and bends over, her bass (bottom ass). as opposed to regular crack which comes out of the top of the clothing, bass rears its ugly head underneath the clothing
by chalkjockey December 11, 2009
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Bass

Lick my sweaty bass.
by Architeuthidae September 22, 2011
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Refers to da "3-to-1" ratio of where ya either sue da audio-equipment manufacturer for just da expenses dat you incurred due to their shoddy/faulty workmanship on their woofers dat were installed in your loudspeakers, as opposed to asking them to pay you three times your expenses if da tweeters either didn't work properly or had crappy sound.
Pro-grade speaker-builders like JBL and EV are always very careful how they build their rugged high-powered speakers designed for rock bands and outdoor concerts --- they use only da best materials and really "build 'em like a tank" to ensure reliability and quality sound, and therefore lessen da chance of their having to worry about "bass damages vs. treble damages" lawsuits from disgruntled musicians.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
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bass clarinet

Eating a man's ass while giving him a handjob. A rusty clarinet in a "lower register."
My baby plays a mean bass clarinet.
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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bass betty

a Betty that has an elevated appreciation for music and enjoys standing/sitting/positioning herself close to sound systems at live shows, not as a groupie for the band or artist, but rather to take in the total music experience.
"Check out the bass betty by the dj booth, she's totally zoning out to that four on the floor beat!"
by tintaelektralove August 1, 2014
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Playing the Bass Clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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Bass

A person who has a fat ass/booty/bum who is classy and boujee.
Bum + Ass = Bass

By Sophie & Olivia October 12, 2021 ©
“Dayum, that chick has such a bass!”

Everybody shake that bass!”
by Archibald_123 October 11, 2021
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