Road Nap

Any varnit, domestic pet, wild animal seen dead on road while driving with kids.

Hey kids look at that raccoon taking a road nap. Tramatizes kids way less. Used many times while in car with children.

by Rowdy Cain December 27, 2014

hulu and nap

this is the conservative version of netflix and chill. when you watch the shitty movies on hulu and nap.

"do you wanna netflix and chill?"
"nah lets just hulu and nap."

by Jez1111 November 5, 2015

skinny nap

A short nap

I’m going to go take a skinny nap, see you in 15 minutes!

by Jsjfjqjbzujgr December 21, 2018

Canadian Nap

The sleepy fuse that ignites a powder keg of angst among a country's citizens.

The TTC might have thought the recession was trouble but now they've got a canadian nap on their hands.

Some call the Balkans the powder keg of WWI but a canadian nap was what really set off the war.

by CR4321 November 13, 2011

Ghost Nap

When you sit in the back of class and sleep with a hoodie on, obscuring your identity from attentive teachers and peers

Mary: Who's that sleeping back there?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a ghost nap after pulling an all-nighter

by NightdesertHawkManguy October 1, 2014

neatball nap

somebody that trys to make there self look better but not quite working to well.

thats a neatball nap with what shes doing with her hair. but at least she tried.

by $nowman'$exy April 8, 2010

distraction nap

nap you take to distract yourself,
specifically to distract yourself if a S.O isn't replying to a text.

me: "brb guys, gonna take a distraction nap because he ain't replying"

by okokoklalala May 2, 2023