Intoxication by a person(s) to the point where physical impairment of the facial muscles are evident, resulting in a loss of beauty and desirability of the face.
Drunk person: Dude I'm so drunk, I can't feel my face or even keep my eyes open.
Sober Person: No dude, you're ugly drunk right now... you look like a fighter pilot pulling 7 G's.
Sober Person: No dude, you're ugly drunk right now... you look like a fighter pilot pulling 7 G's.
by Done for Dave February 14, 2013
Get the Ugly Drunkmug. When you do "the Goat" as in the movie "Waiting" and the girl sucks you off from behind. A way to improve this is to fart and/or doo doo upon her face.
by Julia Gulia foolia December 9, 2008
Get the Ugly Goatmug. when somebody is giving off a negative vibe. they look sad or maybe mad, theyre kinda distant or straying away from you or the group. theyre quieter than usaul
by keke.ef November 7, 2014
Get the Acting Uglymug. 
by lickmybic October 15, 2015
Get the ugly finemug. The most disgusting thing to ever pollute the earth, an ugly cow is an offensive remark and a slur, to associate one with the horrors of foul cows.
Guy 1: Ugh my ex is such an ugly cow, I can't believe I ever dated her.
Guy 2: I tried to tell ya, you picked up a real grenade.
Guy 2: I tried to tell ya, you picked up a real grenade.
by Putroka January 1, 2012
Get the ugly cowmug. The type of cry that feels good but also feels bad. It’s also the cry where you pull up your face so much that it looks so ugly ,anyone who tries to comfort you feels like laughing. But it’s quite sad.Don’t feel insulted everyone has an ugly cry.
Dude 1: Did you see that chick was crying.
Dude 2: Bro I’ll go check on her..
(10 mins later)
Dude 1: Bro where were you??
Dude 2: Bro that chick was ugly crying cause her nail broke.
Dude 2: Bro I’ll go check on her..
(10 mins later)
Dude 1: Bro where were you??
Dude 2: Bro that chick was ugly crying cause her nail broke.
by Crazy_Person_987 August 21, 2019
Get the Ugly crymug.