Fluffy Bagel

An asshole that as absurd of hair

Did you see Tyler’s fluffy bagel? He needs to start waxing

by KrispyPepper June 1, 2023

Bagel

Somebody who is very cool, often referred to as swaggy.

She is such a bagel! :heart_eyes:

by Real Zammy April 27, 2021

Bagel rizz

Something only a stupid ahh mf named Samad Atifi would attempt to pull off. Bagel rizz never ends well and almost always results in being laughed at in public. Bagel rizz includes the act of asking a bitch if she wants a bagel in hopes to pipe.

Nahhh no way this dude tried bagel rizz

by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024

depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again

Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”

by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021

Charred Bagel

The object of a fetish for Irish computer hackers who desire tossing the salads of old homeless men.

Mike likes to toss the salads of old homeless men who have not showered. The dirtier the better. He likes charred bagels.

by Tacoman109 September 26, 2024

Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.

Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

Saggy bagel

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.

Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-

by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011