led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray

Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021

Scary Creepmas/ Merry Kreapzmas

A combination of the holidays, Halloween and Christmas, on the same day as Christmas

Krampas, skulls with Santa hats, trees with spiderweb, etc. Are all examples of what you may see on Kreapzmas (Scary Creepmas/ Merry Kreapzmas is what you may hear around Kreapzmas time.

by Shewinnies in bikinies whohaw December 20, 2022

Monitor and Merrimack

A sexual act where two people adorn themselves in plate mail armor (or many cast iron skillets if on a budget) and throw bowling balls at each other.

The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.

"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."

by Hitfoot Bigman November 26, 2025

Mrs. Merrill

Best teatcher in the fucking world. She got swag

I doing this for my friends to see so plz accept
Mrs. Merrill is my teatcher and she is the best and my friends wanted me to do this.

by Nalick May 16, 2015