Man Function

Any function that seems manly to a group of testosterone and beer fueled men such as a truck show, car show, boat show, RV show or and such visit to a bass pro shop. It works well with a large group of men, that way it doesnt look like a date

Person 1:Hey did you hear? Jasons organizing a Man Function!
Person 2: Hell Yea! I Love You Guys In A Totally Non Gay Way.
Person 1: Me Too, Now rub Me down with deer scent

by Johnny "The Answer" March 29, 2010

local man

a local man is any nigerian twitter user, it can also be used in place of "I" in a tweet.

Flat earth theory? In this day and age? Local man cannot understand.

by YouCrane January 22, 2020

Creamy Man

A man who lives to toss salad and/or get his salad tossed.

Joe: Hey Rob, let me munch down on your poopchute!

Rob: Thats the third time you've asked me that today you douchenozzle.

Joe: Nuh uh, its the first time.

Rob: Just shut your face you sick Creamy Man!

by Sir.Davey October 09, 2010

Man proud

The state of being proud of yourself for no other reason than you have a penis.

He stood there in his one piece pajamas with his hands on his hips, man proud overlooking his lawn.

by Rage avenger June 22, 2019

Bell Man

Bell Man is a person at a Hotel, that Greets a Guest With Courtesy and Sophistication. Entering into a Social contract with the Guest to assist him with Bags in Exchange for a Tip. These men are needed at the Hotels, to help the Rich feel Superior and give them a Person to talk Down To. But the Bell Man Doesnt Care, as their 100 Dollar Tip, goes into there Bank and builds there net worth. So in most Cases, the Bell Man Always Wins, as the Guest BankRupts on Craps and Roulette. And then His Wife Files For Divorce when they Return Home because he lost there Kids College Tuition. Then at Check out the Bell Man goes to the Room, with a Smile Takes there Bag back to their Car Gives them a Smile as his Wife Calls Him a Loser. Then the Bell Man says thank you for Staying with Us Come Back Soon. That's the Definition of a Bell Man

Guest: Hey Bell Man Get My Bags out of my Trunk!
Bell Man: Ok Sir! I will get it out of your Trunk. How long will be Staying?
Guest: Why do you Care Boy? if you get my Bags up in Ten Minutes i will tip you 100 bucks.
Bell Man: I will get it up Right Away. Thank you For Staying with Us See You Soon

by Igotwords123 September 06, 2020

Less of a Man

The feeling of being an inferior male. Usually trying to hold back tears or hiding their depression as a male person.

Bro, who said you’re less of a man? You need help?

by nervous_wreak3 February 24, 2021

Froad Man

A fake road man. Will typically have had a privileged upbringing yet wishes to act like a road man.

Chris is such a Froad Man. He roams the streets smoking weed and listening to Skepta on Spotify yet his dad is a lawyer and he lives in a big house. "Dad bruv, can I have a Gucci Hat for Christmas?"

by Jack Ast October 03, 2018