maggies girlfriend

Something that is non-existing

Maggies girlfriend is around as much as my dad is

by FritzValentino February 21, 2022

Maggie Harrington

This bitch always tells the truth even when you don't want to hear it. Best taste in music and every guy's dream woman. Huge dumpy, blue eyes, and a real blond. You'll never meet anyone who makes you laugh like Margret does and she is one of those girls that when she smiles you can't look away. If Maggie Harrington lets you close, don't fucking let her go. She is a girl you come across once in a lifetime. Know's how to have a good time. Gives good head

Looks it's Maggie Harrington

Oh wow she has really small hands

by flaffil February 27, 2022

Maggie

Maggie is that go-getter friend. Maggie’s the friend who will talk for the group, making the reservations or asking for more silverware. She can talk to and connect with anyone. She will always joke around with you and is the perfect person to complain with. If you’re scared to do something she’ll be there by your side. She loves to cook and bake. Maggie is also so pretty and her bubbly personality only multiplies those looks. Her house is always the hangout spot (when it’s clean) even with her huge family. If you plan something with Maggie, she’ll wait ‘till last minute to ask but she’ll always clean her room (shove everything in the closet) if she needs to. She’s athletic and always up to play a sporty game. She’s very sarcastic but loving. Maggie is the friend every group needs. Follow her.

"Maggie, are we going to your house tomorrow?"
"Oh.. I haven't asked yet."

by OreoMcfurry May 31, 2023

Magic Mike Pence

An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.

I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

El Magic

1. Absolutely ace at something,very good at something and getting it right nearly every time. Named after the best goal kicker in the world, he El Magiced it nearly EVERY time!

Im El Magic at playing guitar.

Meaning im very good at guitar and rarely make mistakes.

by Tahlia(TdoggBulldog) July 27, 2005

skiency-magic

Any process in a sci-fi series that is actually sort of like magic but explained by things that sound scientific.

Or a something with a background of science but not actually possible.

There was a time when they'd at least make sci-fi shows look believable. Now it's just all skiency-magic and lasers.

by Linguist of Rassilon July 26, 2009

shoe magic

Worlds best shoe cleaner at oak park mall in lenexa, Kansas

"Omg did you see that guys shoes? You know he bought shoe magic."

by sleepyharper January 16, 2014