March 7th

March 7th.. On this day, Spongebob Squarepants sprung out of bed, running over to his calendar and revealing that on this day was the grand opening for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!! Where Mr. Krabs would also assign a new manager!

Spongebob: Today is the big day Gary!
Gary: Meow..
Spongebob: and it’s finally gonna come true!... Today... Sorry about this Calender.
*Spongebob Rips Calender, Revealing March 7th*
Spongebob: Today is the Grand Opening Ceremony for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!

by March 7th May 26, 2021

March 31st

National Give your girlfriend whatever she wants

Gf: Hi love ! <3
Bf: Yeah?

Gf: Its March 31st!
Bf: uhh? yay? wh- OH-
Gf: you have to get me whatever i want <3
Bf: Alright alright ..

by Ayoimsosussylmao July 27, 2023

21 march

You are sexy and people who are CALLED IZZY ROSE BLACKLAGE SHOULD DIE BECAUSE THEY ABUSE PEOPLE AND ARE MEAN 😢

Izzy is mean and 21 march should be celebrated well <3

by Judymoodyxo November 1, 2021

March 23

The day you grab the ass of anyone born on this day
If you are born on this day let you ass be grabbed by your friends (only the ones allowed) whether you are a girl or boy

It's March 23

Grab his / her butt!!

by Dxnxnx January 16, 2020

March 21

Today is national Kick someone’s boob day when we can kick someone’s boob once

random person1: *kicks boob*
random person2: OW WHY DID YOU DO THAT
random person1: it’s March 21

random person2: *kicks their boob*

by PersonThatYouTotallyDontKnow March 21, 2021

march 15

go tell your crush you like them

i told my crush on march 15th that i liked them

by pretzel potato March 8, 2022

Brute March

To forcefully mobilize or utilize a militant force. Unlike a normal draft, a Brute March typically consists of undesirables or those otherwise unwilling to fight.

High Command ordered an emergency brute march of the state's prisoners

by this handle is not in use May 30, 2021