March 11

This is the day where you are going to not use the internet at all. you can do this, stop using your whole life stuck on the stupid internet!! Im going to break my phone with a hammer right after I post this. If you do this you will have so much good luck on March 14. :)) believe me.

March 11 is no internet day time to break my phone with a hammer

by unknown.photography March 1, 2021

March 5th

National donut day, chill out have a donut

Me: yo it’s March 5th
Krispy Kreme’s; yay money

by Mr. Heinz lover... and Caleb March 2, 2021

March 4

on march 4 u must hold your ex's/boyfreind's/crush's

Person 1: Yo, its march 4
Person 2: Ok and?
Person 1: *holds person 2's hands'

by tik tok: its._seri March 3, 2021

march 4th

national ask your crush out day! ladies and gents, i don’t think you’ll be single after March 4th!

I’m gonna ask Katie out cause it’s March 4th

by ariana grandes whore March 3, 2021

march 4

non-national stepsibling day

1. hey bro it’s march 4th
2. dammit i was gonna kill my step bro today
1. no dude; send him a nice paragraph
2. but-
1. it can wait until tmr
2. fine.

by yoxrs.trxly March 4, 2021

March 7th

National 90s white boy music day

Hey did you hear about March 7th? Yeah yung gravy declared it national 90s white boy music day

by TheMainEvent689 March 7, 2021

march 14

mmmm the baddest bitch was born on this day ngl😏 opppp she kinda thick too ZAMMMMM

omg she born on march 14 🤭HUHHHH

nobody gives a fuck

by gimmmeheadhoee_JPirespectwoman March 12, 2021