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person 1: do ya play monster legends?
person 2: yes! I have 100 monsters!
person 1: really?! I only have 67!
by mumbo jumbo huge fan November 4, 2020
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Legend

Best movie Tom Cruise ever did.Mystical, Magical Fantasy staring Mia Sara(from ferris buelers day off). Tim Curry plays the best Satan ever. I DEMAND you to see it.
Man did you see that movie legend That dudes horns were awesome.
by Kym April 1, 2005
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Legendary

Death by monster cock penetration! A sort of blowjob, but the cock actually penetrates your brain and comes out through the back of the head. It's origins can be traced back to year 2008, in a class of retarded ass fucks where 2 people with a sick, perverted and dysfunctional mentality shine above the average cocksuckers. They are the masterminds behind this act!
I will give you Legendary!

Although, it is an action, legendary is to be given!
by sickassfuck January 29, 2009
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Legend

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Q: what legend are you gonna tell timmy?

A: the legend of chuck norris

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

what a legend
by RANGERZ001 December 9, 2008
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Lewandowski

A Lewandowski is a dog turd that’s been pushed out, but is still connected to the dog’s anus by a hair.
Rover was shunned at the dog park because of his dangling lewandowski.
by ResistingCrapsacks June 21, 2018
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Living Legend

Your God.
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Legend

A person who can tell one hell of a story and bed a large amount of women at any time
E.G Will, Will you blatant legent, WILL YOU FUCKING LEGEND!! BAD BOYS 4 LYF.
by Jamesyyyyyyy June 12, 2012
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