A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
Get the Left Lane Larrymug. Narcissistic. Insaciable. Sociopath. He's a liar and a cheat. He will move on to the next chick and leave you in tears. He will lie to your face and make you believe you are everything to him, while he's tell everyone else the same thing. Do not be his next victim.
by Just one of hundreds December 12, 2019
Get the Larry whitemug. A relationship that the public never got to see. Larry is a ship name between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. People who ship them are called Larries.
Larrie: Omg Louis and Harry are so cute together!
Anti: So you ship Larry Stylinson
Larrie: Yes! :D
Anti: They never were in a relationship.
Larrie: ... are you sure you have eyes?
Anti: So you ship Larry Stylinson
Larrie: Yes! :D
Anti: They never were in a relationship.
Larrie: ... are you sure you have eyes?
by 1Dgirl28 April 29, 2022
Get the Larry Stylinsonmug. Became a blizzard at -11 and was the best fried of biggus dickus in high school. after getting a degree in basedology, he was born on 4-2-0 b.c. in rome. and died in agony after losing a bet to biggus Dickus.
by larry otter May 10, 2022
Get the larry ottermug. Larry Acquaviva is a film maker, author, and singer. He wrote 4 book all called “Nobody Cares Who You Are.” One of his films is him putting makeup on and wearing women’s clothing. People who would watch this would think he is a homosexual but we don’t really know. He is also notorious for saying to children very weird things. He also has nippl piercings. He probably smokes crack.
Boy 1 : Larry Acquaviva is such a hottie.
Boy 2 : You know he has nipple piercings right?
Boy 3 : He makes the best movies of him being a transgender.
Boy 2 : You know he has nipple piercings right?
Boy 3 : He makes the best movies of him being a transgender.
by MattCanTakesAXqn December 25, 2019
Get the Larry Acquavivamug. Larry, is a man that is slightly autistic and is very tall and lanky. Can usually be found roaming the streets of NYC. Larry is also gay. When in a conversation with Larry, the topic of buses is the first thing that comes to his mind. Every other word that comes out his mouth is "bus". He may even fuck a bus here and there but nice guy!
"Larry is such a dirty whore."
by BananaWaffle99 November 11, 2019
Get the Larrymug. by WORDALARRY October 30, 2018
Get the WORD TO LARRYmug.