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monkey kitty

a badass grey kitten who's owned by a chonga and a favorite among the alley cat chumps. She prowls the streets of miami beach in a multi-striped halter walking on a leash. She smells real sexy like and will pounce if you step on her game. tha's right
"Damn Milagros, where'd monkey kitty learn to creep all all puma like dat?"

monkey kitty by Odelis April 9, 2008
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hello kitty 

a mascot for scene kids usually on purses neclaces rings hair clips and myspace pages
o my god have you seen my new hello kitty necklace? its so chill
hello kitty by breelee May 8, 2007

Kiss the kitty 

kissing a woman between her legs
i wanted to hear my woman moan all night, so i "Kiss the kitty" until she couldn't take it any more...
Kiss the kitty by quiet man December 16, 2011

hello kitty 

The most adorable, beutiful, pretty, loving, friendly, amazing, miraculous, kitty ever! She has wonderful merchandise too and a twin sister named Mimmy who is also phenominal! She has cosmic powers to rule the world and everyone who insults her will be ruled by her in the after life.
Lawryn and Tiff have beautiful Hello Kitty bags which make them superior to the rest of the world because Hello Kitty is always with them.

swollen kitty 

When a girl has had too much pussy stimulation and it's too sensitive and swollen.
"He fucked me so hard he gave me swollen kitty!"
swollen kitty by missdillpickle January 21, 2017

Shitty Kitty 

When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.
Hey, I went to go down on Amy and was so grossed out by her Shitty Kitty!
Shitty Kitty by R-Dickulous April 22, 2021

emo kitty 

an emo girl that is: a) dressed as a cat OR b) a boy/girl magnet

person 1: gawd, shes a sex goddess, shes so scene
person 2: yuhuh, definite emo kitty
emo kitty by [x][a][m][y][x] January 1, 2006