Smart kid 

That one kid that when the teacher says “groups” it’s (most times) the first kid that you look at and some other people too. And you probably don't know his name.

Teacher: Okay class now this project we are gonna do it in groups.
Jake: I wanna be with the smart kid!
Bob: No, I am going to go with him!
Smart kid: alright imma head out

Smart kid by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019

Military Kid

That one super musty kid that’s always in your class. They’re usually behind on the latest trend, going off about funny memes from years ago, or making gun noises with their mouths. Every chance they get they will tell you about their favorite plane, or tank. They can’t go a conversation without bringing up WW2. You can spot them wearing camouflage, or that one Minecraft creeper jacket.

Guy: oh hi (insert military kids name)
Military kid:The Sherman tank was the most commonly used American tank in World War II. More than 50,000 Shermans were produced between 1942 and 1945. The model proved itself somewhat effective against German Mk II and Mk IV Panzers, but it was thoroughly outclassed by the Tiger, Panther, and King Tiger tanks.

Military Kid by KailuaKid January 25, 2022

VHS Kid 

A generic term referring to a person who grew up with VHS tapes on his/her childhood. A minority of VHS Kids are from Gen Z when a majority of them are from Gen X and Millennials.

VHS Kids are just different as DVD Kids

VHS Kid by Ryan900USAYT December 11, 2022

Sigma Kid 

A word used to describe the kids who comment on phonk videos or Patrick Bateman Sigma short videos with the 🗿 Emoji. They spend their time in the youtube shorts section trying to find other 'sigma males' that are probally 10 year olds reaking their parents bedroom or either commenting 'women🍷' on every post they see.

Bro I was just trying to listen to some phonk but when I opened up the comments all i saw was the Sigma Kid.

Sigma Kid by Deez1212w1322 May 22, 2023

chicken finger kid 

An adult who is an extremely picky eater, as many kids are and only eats chicken fingers and other basics such as pizza.

Her new boyfriend is a picky eater. I don't know how she can date a chicken finger kid.

chicken finger kid by ShellFish November 15, 2013

10-year-old Fortnut Kid

That guy who comments on every video on YouTube saying “yOu CaN bE An Og SuB 2 Më!!!”

Oh, it’s that 10-year-old Fortnut Kid commenting on my video again.

10-year-old Fortnut Kid by YahBoiGarry July 6, 2019

dirty ipad kid 

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone

Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”

dirty ipad kid by ipad obsessed March 22, 2021