Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.
by Anonymous1984boi November 22, 2021
Get the Jon V.mug. The BEST videojuego that has ever existed. A kid named Tobias Shepherd loves the game so much that he and Krocco10 play Fortnite all the time and grind challenges to try to get to level 200 every season, and if they don't get to level 200, they buy levels.
Tobias: Krocco10, let's play Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwe!
Krocco10: YAY FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon Groller: Toby, can I be your big boy and play with you and Krocco10?
Tobias: Sure, Jon! Let's play!
Krocco10: YAY FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon Groller: Toby, can I be your big boy and play with you and Krocco10?
Tobias: Sure, Jon! Let's play!
by PineappleMan43 May 26, 2023
Get the Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwemug. by Max_mayfield August 6, 2022
Get the Jonmug. 
1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.
2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.
3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.
5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.
3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.
5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021
Get the Strain’n on the Jonmug. Jon and everyone else would like you to stop posting your cringe ass name definition that was written by some ego maniac with the same name as you
Jon
by yonnyoy November 23, 2021
Get the Jonmug. A Jon-luc is a person who gets too much attention but also is hilarious and kind to most anyone he meets.he is the god of cheez its and loves a good friend
by John Daniel May 11, 2019
Get the Jon-lucmug.