Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

Jonathan

the name of thors hammer

I am not worthy enough to pick up Jonathan

by PhrogKing June 2, 2021

Jonathan littles

If u see a jonathan littles just know hes a cool guy

Cool as Jonathan littles

by anonymous June 7, 2021

jonathan creek

A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.

*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."

2 seconds later,

"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "

by vanderHill June 28, 2021

Luke Jonathan Stumbo

Luke Jonathan Stumbo is the sexiest man alive. *drool emoji*

A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"

by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Luke Jonathan Stumbo

The sexiest man alive *drool emoji*

A random girl named abby that he is not friends with: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??
A random girls named Payton that he is not friends with "OBVIOUSLY, IM DROOLING SO IT MUST BE HIM??!!"

by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Jonathan

The greatest sister diddler known to man. If you have a sister Jonathan will find her and bed her.

You see Jonathan going out with Aaron sister now.

Another one? Ain’t he with Alejandro sister last week?

by GrandTemplarVigilant January 13, 2025