The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.
by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019
Get the Jonathan Hayesmug. by YABOYLUKAAAS April 24, 2017
Get the jonas jonathan gustaffsonmug. by Carlos jr3 November 21, 2023
Get the Jonathan Perezmug. Jonathan’s can often be rude or/and very dirty minded if you come of with wrong intentions, but they can have very sweet hearts and if your lucky enough to have him keep him.
Person1: “ Jonathan is so dirty minded”.
Person2: “ yeah, but he is so sweet to me”.
Person1: “ lucky, not to me”.
Person2: “ yeah, but he is so sweet to me”.
Person1: “ lucky, not to me”.
by Allie..Cat November 29, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. I'm a bad bitch, fuck the bitch (Uh)
Bitch get slick, I'ma cut the bitch
I'm a bad bitch, suck some dick (Okay)
If that bitch get slick, I'll cut the bitch
I'll cut up the bitch, I'll gut the bitch (Okay)
Had to fuck up the bitch, man, fuck the bitch
Won't shoot her but I will gun-butt the bitch
When we say "Fuck the bitch," dick up the bitch
She was stuck-up so my niggas stuck up the bitch
Still draggin' her so don't pick up the bitch
Get the combination to the safe, drug the bitch
Know the whole operation been bugged the bitch
Gayyyyyyy
Bitch get slick, I'ma cut the bitch
I'm a bad bitch, suck some dick (Okay)
If that bitch get slick, I'll cut the bitch
I'll cut up the bitch, I'll gut the bitch (Okay)
Had to fuck up the bitch, man, fuck the bitch
Won't shoot her but I will gun-butt the bitch
When we say "Fuck the bitch," dick up the bitch
She was stuck-up so my niggas stuck up the bitch
Still draggin' her so don't pick up the bitch
Get the combination to the safe, drug the bitch
Know the whole operation been bugged the bitch
Gayyyyyyy
Jonathan is the bitch!!!
by Lol_80_3 November 23, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. A boy who makes me feel like its okay. When i look at him or when im with him the weight of all the world and its issues just dissapear. I wish I could be there for him as much as he is for me, but it just needs time. And anothet thing is that with him time doesnt seem so scary the wait is so worth it and if only there was a counter for the amount of times I blush hearing his name id bag it up and send it to him. This boy is always there for me but the thing I love about him the most is how he never fails to remind me to pray or to go to God ans most of the time thats just the reminder I need from an angel like him <3
by Notalexxis November 16, 2023
Get the Jonathan ^£?mug. by dkajflsklasjfka December 22, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug.