Jon Garvey

Jon Garvey is a guy that craps all the time and takes for ever , LOVES food, watches football, sits around

You’re such a Jon Garvey

by Zoe Lavalamp October 17, 2019

Jon Pugliese

A Red-Headed person or persons who get a strong satisfaction of batting footballs down into the ground.

Noun- Jon Pugliese swatted the football down to the ground.

Adj- The Safety had a very Jon Pugliese style of play.

by Eaglekous63 February 16, 2010

jon

jon- an offensive label/slang that mocks oppressed members of society

you stupid jon, you prove that cis white men are the only group capable to rule society

by disabilityslang July 21, 2021

Jon Spurgeon

Man with a huge throbbing cock

Jon spurgeon hit me with his huge throbbing cock.

by Cocklover425 May 10, 2021

Jon

A Jon is when somebody is a total fake. It also could be used to mean loser, bum, or ham.

Dat boy a jon fr he switched up on me for his bitch

(This word was created by popular Fort Wayne artist, Rno $tappo)

by MILLWalking260 September 28, 2023

Jon

A pronoun for any object, person, or animal.

Person one: *shows someone something he got*
Person two: "Thats sick where'd you get that Jon?"

by Whift May 24, 2024

Jon

Jon and everyone else would like you to stop posting your cringe ass name definition that was written by some ego maniac with the same name as you

Jon

by yonnyoy November 23, 2021