Jesse

A godly man who has a goofy/quirky sense of humor. He will always pick you up when your down and pray for you at you brightest and darkest moments.

I sure wish I had a friend like Jesse.
I am so blessed to have a Jesse

by Carrot... January 29, 2017

New Jersey state slogan

"When someone tells you to kiss them where it smells funny, you can bring them here."

This is the new New Jersey state slogan.

by dickfitzentite January 9, 2010

Jamesburg,New Jersey

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.

Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town

by Fuck white niggas April 8, 2021

new jersey

I am so sick of assholes from other states putting New Jersey down. Jersey is awesome and everyone else is simply jealous and/or ignorant. Sure, as you get closer to NYC there are many factories, but there is more to NJ than some damn factories! Try looking up north near High Point where there are farms as far as the eye can see. Try looking at Mendham where some of the richest people in the country trot around. Try looking down south at Cape May, a beautiful town along the ocean filled with Victorian homes. The only place you will see big-haired women and people who say "joisey" is in the frickin movies. And as for our driving...please stop giving us crap because you can't handle your car. NJ rocks and that's that, all the other states should just give up. P.S. if you want to visit a real armpit of a state go to PA. The people here are grammatically challenged (Pennsylvania Dutch?), have shitty food (chicken and waffles?), and are the most incompetent drivers I have ever come across. Long live NJ!

New Jersey is the Best Fucking State....EVER!

by C.B. October 29, 2005

Jersey Weave

(v) ~~The Jersey Weave~~ is an art only those skilled enough can fully master. It is considered as a person behind the wheel of a vehicle who abruptly weaves in and out of slower cars preferably on the NJ Turnpike or the GS parkway. In NJ 65 really means 79, but caution is needed at these speeds. The so called "weave" may be participated by a single car to several. This technique may involve getting from point A to point B faster or it may be a race between several, but usually 2 individuals for simply an adrenaline rush.~

Kid From PA- "What the hells the jersey weave?"

Driver- "Just buckle the fuck up"

Kid From PA- "That was really close"

Driver- "That was nothing..."

by happy4444 December 24, 2009

Jersey Flipping

The act of consuming Four Locos (malt beverage), while simultaneously under the influence of MDMA (ecstasy).

Guido #1 says, “Yo man, I just got some triple stax. Lets go to the liquor store so we can start jersey flipping!

Guido#2 says, “OK. Jersey flippin makes all the Snookis look like J-Wows.

by Nirk December 25, 2010

Jesse Stanish

Slang for a bullshit

Thats complete Jesse Stanish!

by HayleyPukekoe September 10, 2010