January 25th

A special date

January 25th is a special date when a special person is born you would be lucky to have a friend born on this day <3

by Bolena January 3, 2022

January Asshole

A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.

"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."

by CakeBadger March 3, 2015

26 January

If you was born in this day you are a child of a god

“Are you fcking mirrin bruh”26 january

by SonOfZeus26 November 21, 2021

January 9

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

January 24th

Walk up to anyone and hold hands day

Example:Boy hey
Example:girl you have to hold my hand today it January 24th

by The unloved girl January 21, 2022

January 9th

Someone is born on this day

Person 1 : hay did you know i was born on January 9th
Person 2: oh cool my birthday is jan 8

Person 1: wow that is so cool

by cumslayer_uwu December 15, 2021

January 31

The day where short people must do everything short people want!

January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.

by Viknetic January 30, 2023