Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.
by Gkink May 16, 2023
A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.
by The Cobbler 2020 September 15, 2020
by Eagle Ray February 08, 2009
When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 24, 2017
A pile of scrap metal that used to be a senior design project, commonly referred to as the "iron curtain" after the incident.
by Dezarron March 22, 2015
by ImHighAF March 16, 2022
When a friend uses other friends as a buffer to flirt with a girl under the disguise of a group text, group email or social situation. Kind of like how a gay man can use a woman as cover.
"Hey, are you on that group text message that Ben sent out?"
"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"
"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"
by GlenBurg August 20, 2015