Taskforce Tuesday (and Taskforce Thursday) are two days of the week when the Strike Force/Narcotics Cops in Philly do the most work as far as arresting dealers and customers.
by Ghostiano June 5, 2023
Get the Taskforce Tuesdaymug. 
Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
by victoriabay April 18, 2023
Get the Tuesdaymug. I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.
by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024
Get the It's Tuesday, going on Monday.mug. by hobo banana October 17, 2019
Get the Tuesdaymug. “Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
by JakeTimmyLover96 December 23, 2022
Get the 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoonmug. Oh my god I can't bear her she's such a Tuesday!!!
He did what? what a Tuesday!
I love you mate, you are such a Tuesday and I love it!
He did what? what a Tuesday!
I love you mate, you are such a Tuesday and I love it!
by lebodge December 23, 2020
Get the Tuesdaymug.