straight edge

someone who would rather not get into a crowd of idiots that drink/smoke/have casual sex because everyone else is. see tool

tool - i'm not drunk or high, nothing is fun.
straight edge - ...

by |\/|477 December 22, 2008

Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

straight beasted

1. when you beat someone really bad (if talking about sports has to be atleast a 20 point lead)
2. when you mad hungry and you just everything mad quick

1a. I straight beasted mike in madden
1b. The Bears straight beasted the Niners when the beat them 41-0 at halftime
2. I was so hungry i straight beasted the rest of the pizza

by Bob-Keith October 30, 2006

Straight to Pig

Fingering a girl in the ass, as in rooting around in the dirty hole.

I heard Jenny likes it dirty, so I bypassed the tuna taco and went straight to pig.

by HorneyBob December 20, 2008

Straight

adj: Conformist, lame, not good or exciting

We went to the new bar but it was so straight even my granny would be bored

by Perprtua March 5, 2011

Super straight

✨Someone who doesn’t deserve to breathe✨

“Person 1”: I’m super straight…
Person 2: *gun shots*

by Gay Demi ace February 13, 2022

Straight Edge

Living a poison free life. Straight edge (Sxe or XXX), has three basic rules:

X- No drugs (nothing that alters your mood)
X- No alcohol
X- No casual sex.

Straight edge does not mean you don't have fun, it simply means you can think without depending on a substance, and you have a smaller chance of getting STDs because you fucked some random person.

Don't say straight edge is stupid, chances are if drinking is your crutch you are the one that is stupid.

Listen to straight edge-Minor threat

Fuck you, I'm edge

by K8 August 5, 2004