"dick in a jar" syndrome.

The unfortunate effect of being placed into the "friend zone" or "just a like a brother to me" zone by a potential romantic interest. Upon full maturity of the disease, the person is used in a "break glass in case of emergency" type booty call and then discarded...

There is a very fine line between being chivalrous and ending up with a case of "dick in a jar" syndrome.

by arjo_reich January 11, 2008

Poop in a group

A synonym of the idiom: To have one's shit together

I'm looking for a real man, a man who's got his poop in a group.

by iski123 February 1, 2009

Inae

A dork, and a girl who is funny and cute. Normally, Inaes have amazing personality and aren't afraid to show their colors. The perfect definition of DORK

Man, that guy is such an Inae. Oh yea, he is a dork.
Oh look, Inae is being crazy again..."NAH shes just a dork"

by Expert of People April 27, 2011

balls in a salad shooter

Same expression as balls in a vice-grip

I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.

by The Dalai Llama November 22, 2003

inapprope

short for inappropriate

antonym apprope

Open-toed shoes in the rain is very inapprope.

by julie bing January 22, 2005

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

inane

boring bullshit.
adjective: unintellectual, trite, commonplace.
of a silly, insipid, vacuous nature.

Boss: You should build the mocks so we can mock you.
Lackey (to himself): such inane crap.
Lackey (to Boss): Of course, your majesty.

by arabi October 11, 2007