post cereals

the best cereals in the world! famous for the cocoa pebbles and honey bunches of oat!

Dad: What did you eat for breakfast?
Son: honey bunches of oat!

by Pebbles187 September 10, 2005

Post-racial

The act of blogging racist statements without feeling guilty. Or a type of blog that makes racist statements while trying to be ironic, and failing miserably. Often preceded with the statement, "I'm not trying to be racist but..."

Did you see that post-racial tumblr picture of those high school students posing with slanty eyes? I'm not trying to be racist, but I totally reblogged it with a gif of a someone pretending to eat a cat.

by GenghisPenguin January 11, 2013

post-emo

An emo kid that finally developed the testicular fortitude to actually kill themselves instead of whining about how unfair their life is.

"dude, did you hear the Brett killed himself?"

"Brett the emo kid?"

"yeah...well...he's Post-Emo now, i guess."

by roachez February 9, 2008

Ghost Post

When you type out the mean comment you wish you could post on a social networking site, then delete it.

Guy 1: Did you see Jenna's facebook status? She's such a fucking idiot

Guy 2: Well, did you give her shit about it?

Guy 1: Nah bro I didn't wanna start anything, so I just ghost posted

by I take my balls off to you sir February 9, 2012

Post Whore

1. A post whore is somebody who posts a lot on a message board.
It doesn't necessarily mean that their posts are pointless or unimportant - it just means that they're probably bored or have a lot to say.

2. Someone who whores threads. Evidently making the thread about themselves.

1. Miss. M posted 1,000 posts today. What a post whore!

2. Mr. A posted 30 posts in the 'Music' thread and only commented on how shit his day was. What a stupid post whore!

by Lady Bamelot April 12, 2006

Post Material

To have a very attractive male or female looks so good, it looks like thier bodies sole purpose is for intercourse.

(also see post)

person1: You see that Post Material walk by?
person2: I would leave her crippled!

by Ist Slang2012 May 19, 2009

post-drunk

The kind of drunk where you feel really slow & unmotivated, but eventually you work yourself up into a frenzy, only to fall back off again; this cycle usually repeats itself. You tend not to talk much, if at all. This kind of drunken experience usually lasts longer than most other types, and people who don't get drunk that often have no idea this kind of drunk exists.

"I'm post-drunk, but last night I was prog drunk. I'd explain, but it's a bit complicated."

by Woodenhead I April 23, 2008