The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.
"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"
by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023
Get the Sneeze Controllermug. When your nutting and you pinch off one nut, then a moment or two later you bust the other nut. Kind of like kinking the garden hose for a sec(if you had two). Good for multiple C shots.
YO CHAT! I just CDB'd Tammy from accounting last night! Took me weeks to perfect the Controlled Double Bust(CDB)!
by Arnold Brownsviger2 July 31, 2025
Get the Controlled Double Bust(CDB)mug. by smokedAjay May 30, 2021
Get the Controlling his highmug. 
The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
Get the Animal controlmug. 
Get the Controllermug. I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021
Get the Girth Control Pillmug.