Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Lizard tickle culture

A very specific tradition where you tickle lizards until they die

Hey did you see that dude tickle his lizard! Yeah I hope I can achieve that accomplishment of lizard tickle culture one day!

by The lizard tickler May 27, 2024

tickle-troyitis

when you have a boyfriend named troy who you love to tickle!

oops sorry i have tickle-troyitis!

by f@vwhitegirl November 9, 2024

Tickles

The username of a racist gamer who is most commonly seen playing Call of Duty. He is known to start arguments with minorities and tries to red-pill anyone who will listen. He also claims to be a general in some so-called "Scarn Army".

"Man I just got called the n-word by some dude in the Black Ops lobby named Tickles. Dis sum racism n shii"

by RcgPear August 19, 2021

Toe Tickling

When someone(not necessarily a human) inserts their toes into the vagina or anus of a human. They then proceed to wriggle their toes in a tickling like manor to achieve results parrelel to fingering or performing oral sex.

Man 1: Dude! I hooked up with that chick from the bar last night and we took turns toe tickling then her dad joined in!
Man 2: That's so cool! Who was better though?
Man 1: I mean the girl was good but the dad me finish like never before

by toeguy420 June 22, 2022