The 2022 “Marinara” Incident

Location: Male Dormitory
Participants: Enzo, Will, Justin, Aidan, John, and Ilya (by proxy)

At approximately midnight, Senatorial Candidate John Anglum, hurled a plastic cup of frozen marinara at the dormitory door of two of his fellow students, one of whom was the current Senator, Justin Bergeron, after discovering it had been placed in his fridge by his roommate. Chaos ensued as Justin was forced to slam his door to shield himself and his roommate from the wrath of the candidate, and while neither had any political grudges in the past, these actions could only come from hatred and malice. Only time will tell if this will be another footnote in history, or the final blow to John’s already tumultuous political carrier.

Ben: Did you hear about the 2022 “Marinara” Incident?
Ronald: Yeah I hear it might cost John his whole carrier.

by sunnA sunU September 29, 2022

The Illinois Incident

we don't talk about it

The Illinois Incident shouldn't be talked about ;)

by whatdahael February 6, 2023

the shit incident

once upon a time, there was kohane and a few others in a groupchat and one day kohane took a fat ass shit and told the groupchat, she then flooded her house with shit and slurped it all

A weeks pass and Nekomaru is her shit leader and shits in ichikas house

"do you guys remember the shit incident?"

"kohane was so wrong for that.."

by maki!! February 11, 2023

May 1st incident

To masterbate to completion on a Livestream without realizing the camera is on.

This is a reference to the time a streamer named DSPGAMING accidentally streamed his pre-stream jerk session. The event occurred on May first 2016 earning it the name the incident of May first.

Hey, did you see that Richard had a May 1st Incident yesterday?

by Review Phil USA February 26, 2023

pizza party incident

A group of furries at a furcon decided to cum on a pizza and eat it

We don’t talk about the Pizza Party Incident

by Kagetatsu March 20, 2023

Ballon Peeball Incident

The cum bucket room for mexicans and asians get fucked in the ass all anal positions while watching my little pony and having their penis closed off for ones who’s are too small to be top and to get bottom fucked.

Half Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Uncle Edward was in a Ballon Peeball Incident.

by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023

The June 7th Incident

The day that ai_sponge got copyrighted. It was one of the funniest live streams I’ve ever seen. Now they can’t stream anymore in danger of copyright strikes. The June 7th Incident was named by the creator themself.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of the June 7th Incident?

Guy 2: No, and I don’t want to know.

Guy 1: Kys

by bfdi June 8, 2023