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happy humanist

That one guy that hates his own gender
and praises radical feminists/feminazi's that hate men
In general this guy is really pathetic, sucking the toes of any girl he finds and he most likely gets a seizure or heart attack after touching a women for the first time.
The happy humanist, misandrist, retard, asshole,
waste of oxygeon
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 4, 2022
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Human Kite

Where one male can insert his penis into another males anus, as the penis is inserted, the other male clinches his butt cheeks, bends over and runs. Imitating a flying kite.
He clinches my penis in his butt cheeks and bends over and starts to run, treating me like a "Human Kite".
by bremstone September 2, 2009
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human trailer

A person who rides/slides attatched by a rope to the rear of an automobile. Ideal in snowy/icy conditions at speeds of 10-40 MPH.
Video-taping yourself as a human trailer provides a evening of entertaining antics.
by britishguy April 18, 2004
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human clutter

Generally used in a professional setting, human clutter refers to a person who is so unproductive and utterly worthless that they are a detriment to the rest of the team. These people get in the way of other coworkers getting shit done.

The human equivalent to a bunch of plastic toys strewn across the floor.
Lindsay is a server at a busy restaurant. Lindsay makes messes all the time, but slacks off during cleanup. Lindsay stands around in the kitchen when she doesn't have any food coming up and should really be watching her tables. Lindsay is human clutter.
by Quinton July 26, 2006
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Human Infomercial

A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.
After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.
by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008
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Human Playback

A setting in Finale that alters the way your music is played to make it sound like a real musician is playing it. In other words, Human Playback adds rubato and mood to your compositions.

Human Playback can add trills, mordents, turns, arpeggios, glissandos, tremolos, ottavas, and swinged tempo into your music along with improving expressions such as dynamics and tempo variations.

There are 16 different types of Human Playback styles and each one interprets your music in their own way. They include Baroque, Classical, Romantic, 21st Century, Marching Band, Viennese Waltz, Light Waltz, Funk, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Reggea, Rock, Samba, and Custom.
Josh added Baroque Human Playback to his piano sonata and he liked how the half-notes were held longer along with the trills being slower.
by pianoman88 October 17, 2008
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human jawtrap

when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sex only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly
ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
*realises she is talking to an arm*
ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap
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